We are supposed to have a freeze tonight. I guess that this year I will be trying to stay warm without the benefit of a man's flabby stomach nestling into my back. Do all men do this? Then that nasty hand creeps around to hold your breast. Just go back to sleep!!!
Why do we put up with all of this? Certainly not for the unwavering support and comfort that we all crave. The lucky ones get that from some cute guy they met at the dump. The dump is fantastic. If you are lucky enough to live in a rural town where you have a dump, try hitting it first thing in the morning when it opens. All of the trained husbands are there, dressed up, ready to go to work, but there they are with the smelly diapers and vegetable rinds. Nothing turns me on more than a man with a full plastic bag in his hands.
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