Brother Leader and Style Guru

And who's the guy tied in a white sheet?

The votes are in and the hands down winner of this week's fashion icon award goes to Libyan President Muammar el-Qaddafi.  There is little narration needed for you, his adoring public, to see that this guy has got STYLE!  I I think he is his own designer, because if a real designer brought some of these clothes into his office I don't think he would see the next day's breakfast.

In his sartorial splendor he puts other world leaders to shame.  It's hard to tell where he gets his cues telling him what to wear for certain occasions.  But there is one accessory that he has all to himself.  He has the world's only armed harem.  It doesn't take a genius to see that these chicas are the ultimate multitaskers.

                                                                                                                                                                                     

                               

                                       

Quite the feminist is our Muammar.  Promoting women and women's rights throughout Libya.  How forward thinking of him to train these crack shots for combat.  One even took a bullet meant for him a few years ago. He's created a feminist paradise where women can have it all - and him too.

When President Qaddafi was in New York last week he traveled with his tent,  being the good Bedouin that he is.  Unfortunately, New York City would not give him a permit to erect it in Central Park, so he called on his good buddy Le Donald, who rented him some real estate on his property in Bedford. NY.  He was right down the street from Martha Stewart, who stopped by with a luscious lemon cream pie and some decorating tips for the tent.  She thought that the tent poles were rather "unsightly" and suggested using some of Muammar's wardrobe for a drapery effect to disguise them.  One of the bodyguards got wind of this scheme and threatened to use Martha as a basting brush until Martha reminded her that she was "down with her homies" and that she had spent time in the Big House and knew a thing or two about tough broads.

                                                                  

Note the stylish camel print on the walls.

One more accessory tip from Muammar.  When he visited Italy in June of this year he pulled the uniform from the back of the tent, supersized the medals and added a photograph pin that depicted Omar al-Muktar, who was hanged by the Italians in 1931.  A nice endearing touch for our friend President Berlusconi.  Of course Berlusconi couldn't object, since Muammar had invited him back to the tent that evening to get to know the bodyguards on a more personal level.

                                                                                

                                                                         

"I'll stop by the tent around 8."