Did I tell you that Iceland was the greatest? Now these two are going to tell you.
Q: Mr. and Mrs. Ram, how would you describe Iceland?
A: Baaaaaaaaad, but seriously. Where else would you have a lava dome in your back yard?
Q: How about the music scene there? Looks kind of lonely?
A: Why do you think they call her Bjaaaaaark?
Q: I once visited Iceland and a cup of coffee cost about a million dollars. How do you make ends meet?
A: Between us and the lava dome there are a million acres of lush grass. Who needs coffee?
Q: You look like a pretty happy couple. What's your secret?
A: Just keep movin' on and never look baaaaaack. (It helps that the missus here likes my big horns).
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